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Saturday, May 09, 2009

Your Mother

I've got over 200 friends on FaceBook </brag>.  True, I haven't seen more than half of them in years.  There's the friends from high school, the friends of friends, the college friends...

I can only imagine what goes through their minds when they see my update status regarding some of the blog titles lately with such gems as Time Flies When You're Not Smoking Crack, Charlie Manson Had Followers, Too, and Doing Lines of Tweets.

I know Mom would be proud.  Speaking of mothers, I'm headed up to PA tomorrow for our family's annual celebration of the mothers in our lives.  My mom has three sisters, all with a child or four, two with grandchildren.  My Gram is still kickin', too.  We usually take all the Moms out for a nice brunch, but in honor of this so-called recession, we're just gonna have a picnic of sorts.

My Aunt sent me an e-mail about it the other day, said that if we made it a pot-luck ordeal, we could still enjoy each other's company without breaking the bank.  While I'm not opposed to cooking, I often lack the inspiration.

A player on the Baltimore circuit is creatively called "Allen the Baker."  Guess what he does.  He'll bring what we affectionately refer to as a "Box of Death" to the poker games.  It's roughly an 18" x 27" box loaded with pastries, cookies, and other confectionery paraphenalia.  A dentist's worst nightmare.  He brought a box to last Tuesday's $2/$5 NL game.  Looks like I found something to bring to the Mother's Day Picnic.

Friday, May 08, 2009

Time Flies When You're Not Smoking Crack

I haven't had a cigarette since Halloween, 2008. Somewhere in my mid teens my sister aided in my corruption by helping me pick up the habit. Ten years later, I got tired of it. Back when I was working at the Tiki Bar, it was a piece of cake to go through a pack a day. Living at Keenan's old apartment, almost up to two. Somewhere between then and now, I just got tired of it.

For as long I've been playing in AC, you couldn't smoke in 90%+ of the poker rooms. If you stepped just outside them, you had free reign on the casino floor. Several decades of scientific research and employees with no history of every lighting up showing up with lung cancer... all of the sudden they decided maybe they should confine cancer kids to a smaller percentage of the establishment.

It became such a pain in the ass to leave the table and take a cigarette break that I eventually cut back more and more. I found myself smoking less than a pack a week, not even buying them, and next thing I know, bam, no more smoking.

Now, if I only I could do the same thing with shitty play and tilt in poker. Cut back to where I no longer see the point. Both are incredibly expensive.

I haven't sat in a live game since... four Wednesdays ago? Was it on my birthday that I decided I was putting down the live poker crackpipe? Wow, is that right?

Nah, gotta be later than that... three Wednesdays ago?

I don't plan to lay dormant forever. Called the Rio in Vegas the other day, booked my room the $1500 HORSE event. I've got some ground to cover between now and June 6th, but a short week later, I'll be in the desert for a week.

This Sunday is Mother's Day. Call your mother.

Thursday, May 07, 2009

Rep. Barney Frank (D-MA) Introduces IGRCPEA

From: PokerNews.com : Rep. Frank Introduces Internet Gambling Regulation, Consumer Protection, and Enforcement Act

Poker Players Alliance Chairman Alfonse D’Amato was quick to praise Frank’s newly proposed legislation. “Online poker is a legal, thriving industry and poker players deserve the consumer protections and the freedom to play that are provided for in this legislation,” said D’Amato.

Wouldn't it be nice to have someone other the Kahnawake Gaming Commission[w] running the show?  Competition breeds success, does it not?

We really need to find a new acronym for this bill...

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Correct Me If I'm Wrong...

All was not quiet on the western front last night at the $2/$5 NL game I was dealing.  I was about to send the boss man a detailed e-mail defending the actions following my faux pas... Mid-way, decided it may be best to open to public debate.

$2/$5 NL Brick & Mortar.
Ten handed game, all players are familiar with each other and play together on a regular basis.  More than an hour into the night, seats seven and nine are playing a pot.  Board reads KT2 A (all hearts).  River is a board-pairing King.

$75 was bet and called.  These bets were still in front of the players when the nine says, "You got the queen, you beat me."  He then tables JhQd for the Jack-high flush.

Seven says, "No, I don't have the Queen."  He tables a club Deuce.  His second card is not exposed, rests below the tabled 2c.  The dealer (guilty) sees a flush in one tabled hand and Kings and Deuces in a non-tabled hand.  I grab the 2c and the face-down card and pull it towards the muck.  As I'm doing this, the seven seat grabs his $75 and attempts to place it in his stack.  "Uh, Floor."

When I saw him motion to pull the last bet back, I knew I was in for an argument.  He honestly thought he was being awarded the pot.

I made a mistake by not saying, "It takes two cards to win the pot," after he had only showed one card.  I should've said this or, "is that a muck?" BEFORE I tried to kill the hand.

To compound my mistake, I didn't fully kill the hand.  I knew it was about to get ugly and left the cards fully retrievable, apart from the muck, but in front of me, away from the player.

Floor eventually decided that the seven's cards were retrievable, deuces full of kings finally gets the pot.  To manifest a limited amount of ill-will, half of the pot was awarded to the nine out of the house's pocket.  Nine seat refused to accept this "charity" and remained salty for the rest of the night.


lasvegasvegas.com/poker/chapter3.php : Scroll Down to DEAD HANDS, Rule #2.

2. Cards thrown into the muck may be ruled dead. However, a hand that is clearly identifiable may be retrieved at management’s discretion if doing so is in the best interest of the game. We will make an extra effort to rule a hand retrievable if it was folded as a result of false information given to the player.
Based on the situation, cards were retrievable, not a mucked hand.

Trav's Fuck-up #2 for the night:

Same game, mostly same players at the table.

Flop is Jh8s7s.  $150 is bet by the four seat.  Five seat calls.  Dealer (guilty) raps the table, burns, turns.

"Wait," says the six, "I didn't do anything," as the four of diamonds rolls up on the table.  Dealer thinks he might need to look for a new job, says, "All right, this card is gonna go back, we're gonna put off the real river, act as if it were the turn, then shuffle the four back in, it can still come out as the new river card."

At this point, no one objects.

Until I do what I said I was gonna do.

lasvegasvegas.com/poker/chapter16.php

4. The rules given for rectifying a hold’em situation where the dealer has dealt [...]


“If the cards are prematurely flopped before the betting is complete [...]

“If the dealer turns the fourth card on the board before the betting round is complete, the card is taken out of play for that round, even if subsequent players elect to fold . The betting is then completed. The dealer burns and turns what would have been the fifth card in the fourth card’s place. After this round of betting, the dealer reshuffles the deck, including the card that was taken out of play, but not including the burncards or discards. The dealer then cuts the deck and turns the final card without burning a card. (If the fifth card is turned up prematurely, the deck is reshuffled and dealt in the same manner.)”
It was argued by every player at the table that every casino and card playing place in the world deals the real river face down, a new turn face up, and the river remains facedown until action has been taken.  Please, for the love of god, defend my sanity on this one. 

Flame away, my friends.  Flame away.

Charlie Manson had Followers, Too

I have a new addiction, and it rhymes with my recent mood: bitter.  Yes, three short years ago I jumped on the blog bandwagon and in the past couple of weeks, @OnAFoldDraw has grown a cult membershipfollowing.

Accessibility is the key to Twitter's success.  Proven in the past by tabloids and even reputable newspapers and magazines... people love to "be all up in yo' bidness."  Self, included.

And better still, sometimes the cool kids even play along.  My heart was all aflutter when I saw that I was being followed by such big names in the poker media community as @TaoPauly, @AlCantHang, and @MicheleLewis.  Hell of a stroke to the ego, too.  Pauly sent me a personal thanx for the follow, I once had a multitude of cocktails with Al at the Borgata, and Mrs. Lewis (yes, I too am heartbroken that she's married) actually RT'd me.

If you're new, or morally opposed, to twitter - you wouldn't know (or care) what a ReTweet is.  Essentially, another user saw one of your tweets, then tweets the same thing you said, giving you credit.  This helps acheive new followers of your own from their pool.

I've got a widget on my blog from TwitterCounter.com which serves a daily reminder to tweet now and tweet often.  Two issues that concern me much less than they should:

(a) My dad is my FaceBook friend.
(b) My mother is following me on twitter.

Monday, May 04, 2009

Bluffed off the Nuts

My buddy Pete is one of the voices of the Cro-Magnon Jazz Podcast, also an internet forum deity of sorts. He invited me over to his place Sun night for some micro-stakes action. He really just needed a table, and knew I could come up with one. I went down there to hang out because I'm not playing right now, but still like to be around the game.

I tacked on an end-note to the thread over on FKN. Follow this link to learn how to fold the nuts and create a 2500 big-blind pot.

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